Christian Bumper Stickers
- Give God what's right--, not what's left!
- "Pray" is a four letter word that you can say anywhere
(except in a public school). - Man's way leads to a hopeless end! God's way leads to an endless
hope!
- A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
- He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
- To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
- We're too blessed to be depressed.
- In the sentence of life the Devil may be a comma, but DO NOT LET
him be the PERIOD!
- Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
- God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit"
over "religious nuts"!
- God grades on the cross, not the curve.
- Are you wrinkled with burden? Come on into Church for a faith
lift!
- Prayer: Don't give God instructions - just report for duty!
- Wal-Mart isn't the only saving place!
- God doesn't want shares of your life,
He wants controlling interest! - Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
- A family altar can alter a family.
- We don't change the message, the message changes us.
- This Church is "Prayer Conditioned"!
- When God ordains, He sustains.
- WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
- Plan ahead - it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
- Most people want to serve God - but only in an advisory capacity.
- Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
- Exercise daily - walk with the Lord!
- Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.
- Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot to say.
2) Not saying it. - Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
- Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
- A clean conscience makes a soft pillow.
- Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
- You can tell how big a person is by what it takes to discourage
him.
- He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything
else.
- Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
- He who angers you controls you!
- Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
- Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
- For all you do, His blood's for you!
- Forbidden fruits creates many jams.
- Be ye fishers of men. You catch them - He'll clean them.
- Deciding not to choose is still making a choice.
- God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
- "Read The Bible..... It Will Scare The Hell Out Of You!"
- If God is your Copilot - Swap seats!
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